Say What?!

• Paris the pole dancer - POTO
• Britney Spears has a body double - DH
• Lindsay Lohan’s in jail! - DL
• Marie Osmonds 16 year old son is in rehab - HBW
• Heidi Klum: Nippleless wonder - CNW
• Hubba Hubba, Hugh Jackman hits the beach - CBS
• Kim Kardashian poses with lots of apples - DSF
• Lauren Conrad says The Hills is not fake - HG
• The many faces of Boy George - CSB
• Amy Winehouse gets booed - WW
• Arrest warrent issued for Hayden Panettiere - SC
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden start a charity - GB
• Owen Wilson’s new girlfriend - WLC
• Kanye cancels Victoria’s Secret performance - B&B
• Sarah Silverman joins the strike - CWS
• Lily Allen gets the humpty - HM
• Jessica Simpson is tired of “playing” with boys and wants a man - B&SG
• Alicia Keys fans left disappointed - ASL
• Did Angelina Jolie have a miscarriage? - PB 
• Shar’s babysitting Britney’s kids? - POTP
• An annual golf tournament in LV will be named after Justin Timberlake - OLL
• Dita Von Teese and Eve hook up for charity - MHU
• Battle of the Bust - Crave